Sabrina: Can someone clarify this for me. Did Mitt Romney actually think that not being able to roll the windows down on an airplane was a problem? Is that actually true?
Maddie: Yes, it's true. If I wasn't on my iPod, I'd give you a link to where I read it, but it's true. @.@
Sabrina: a;dslfkjadfasdf. what? ;A;
Maddie: Romney. That's all I'm saying.
Sabrina: BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE EDUCATED AT AT LEAST A HIGH SCHOOL LOEVEL. I HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN A SCIENCE CLASS IN COLLEGE. I HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN PHYSICS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL. ;A;
Vy: Don't forget the discrepancy in air pressure that would create a vacuum which sucks everyone out of the plane via windows
Sabrina: Honestly, even I know that's a bad idea. :V
Vy: Everybody knows that it's a bad idea 8V
Maddie: Who needs physics when you're the president?- what I expect someone to say at some point because of this incident
Vy: 8| You know what we need as a president? AN EXPERT PERHAPS?
IDC about whether or not it's elitist, an expert is going to get the job done honestly ((note: the last intelligent thing that is said in this conversation))
Maddie: You know who we needs as president? Yaoi
With extra yaoi hands
Vy: ..... = Obama
XXXL to hold all the of the fucks he doesn't give
Maddie: Don't forget about the yaoi shoulders
Sabrina: You know what we need as president? Someone withe common sense.
Vy: and yaoi hips?
Maddie: Yaoi shoulder to hip ratio
Vy: common sense and yaoi hips sounds like a good combination
Sabrina: xD LOL
Maddie: We have the technology to make this
Sabrina: Wow. Stop. No. I have conservatives for family members
Vy: yes our president needs that essential hourglass shape for the most common sense possible
Sabrina: can we keep this shit on tumblr?
Sabrina: OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD BE MICHELLE OBAMA
Vy: my goal was to corrupt your facebooks so HERE IT IS
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?
Vy: wait is michelle obama flawless
Sabrina: OR YOU?
MADDIE DON'T ANSWER
Vy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING I'M JUST DOING YOU A FAVOR <3 8)
Sabrina: Michelle Obama may not be flawless, but she is pretty damn pef.
Vy: a really
Maddie: And I'm pretty sure she is flawless
Vy: sabrina you should know maddie and i are horrible people
Maddie: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME
YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT DP OR PPP MEANS
Sabrina: JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT PPP MEANS
Vy: 8) ((note VY IS A LITTLE BASTARD))
Maddie: It's true VY is right
Vy: i like how my name is in capitals
VY VY VY VY VY VY
Maddie: I HATE YOU ALL
My iPod autocorrected it that way ehehe
Vy: NAW YOU JUST DISLIKE US
ILU 2 MADDIE
Vy: ILU TOO
Maddie: I'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS
Sabrina: My fingers aren't listneing to my brain
Vy: i liek ur spellin sabrinu
Maddie: This poor status
It dissolved into madness
Vy: it's been ripped to shreds in a couple of minutes
we shouldn't be allowed on facebook
Sabrina: IT /WAS/ SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS
Maddie: Why are we allowed on the Internet
Maddie: Sabrina why
Sabrina: Because my life would be boring without you
Sabrina: and your life would be boring without me.
Vy: yes true
Maddie: Tis true
Maddie: IM SUPPOSED TO BE DRAWING
Sabrina: This has officially exceeded 100 comments.
Maddie: BUT YOU LOT ARE DISTRACTING ME
GO GO GO
Sabrina: GO DO HOMEWORK CHILDREN
Vy: STOP TREATING THIS STATUS LIKE AN INSTANT CHAT AND GO GOD
Vy: i finished my homework thank you very much >|
Sabrina: THE OXFORD COMMA. UST IT
OH REALLY VY BBY?
THEN GO TO SLEEP
BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE
Vy: you person has to be the best insult in the history of insults ((note: fuck you too Vy <3 ))
Maddie: Sabrina stop yelling gawsh
Vy: maddie is not twelve omfg
Maddie: IM NOT TWELVE THANK YOU
IF I WAS ID BE A VERY SEXY TWELVE YEAR OLD
Vy: this is getting way out of hand we are about 5 comments away from 150
1 ((note: this is comment 200))
Vy: well shit
Maddie: We are ridiculous
Sabrina: No. *You* are ridiculous.
I was trying to make a political statement
Vy: no u
Sabrina: look where that got me.
admit it you can't live without us 8U
Maddie: You are as well, dearest
Vy: you like it when we sillify everything for you
Maddie: Trying to be political
Vy: you lieeeekkk ittttt
Maddie: Live would be boring without USDA
This is going on the antics blog
Vy: wow okay
Sabrina: VY. ANTICS SLAVE. START TYPING.
Vy: good luck with that
censoring everybody's name and all
Maddie: Woah that is still alive
Vy: WHEN DID I BECOME AN ANTICS SLAVE I THOUGHT I WAS AN ART SLAVE???
Sabrina: I WILL MAKE IT ALIVE. FINE VY. I WILL DO IT.
Vy: yes the antics blog is still alive
Sabrina: YOU'RE AN EVERYTHING SLAVE! 8D
Vy: it's available for submissions but no one submits >|
Maddie: VY IS THE ART SLAVE YES
Vy: no u
Because I sleep now. I actually sleep.
Vy: according to my friends i'm a porn slave too
Sabrina: I AM *MISS* EVERYTHING, WOMAN. :V
Vy: i'm supposed to draw to a prompt
Maddie: Our families must be so confused
Sabrina: this is going to be deleted off facebook
Vy: "cumming out of his face"
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS
Vy: corrupt corrupt
Maddie: That's an amazing prompt there VY
Vy: you should have heared all the shit going on at lunch today
suddenly spontaneous ships
real life ships even better
Maddie: Oh my god this has over 200 comments from three teenagers
Maddie: Those are the best ships
Maddie: Poor Sabrina ((note: I had already begun transcribing this by this point))
Vy: i guess but tbh they really didn't match up HAHA
Maddie: Nothing is safe from us
Vy: we defiled her status with 210 comments in less than 30 minutes
we have a golden touch
except it's not golden
it's corrupt and nasty
Maddie: Her political status at that
Vy: I'M NASTYING ALL OVER YOUR STATUS SABRINA
Maddie: It's a Yoai touch
Vy: touch touch touch
Maddie: People must be so confused
Vy: only if they are reading this
Sabrina: OMFG STAHP ((note: from here on out, this shit will all be new to me. I will be adding more notes))
Vy: i hope no one has attempted because
this is silly
Maddie: Imagine if someone sees the status
Maddie: And is like woah that's some serious debating
Vy: that would be terrible
Maddie: Only to see us
SILLY* ((note: LOL. I'm not the only one with ridiculous fingers tonight))
Vy: we should just end the conversation with 3 very intelligent comments
Maddie: Or silky
Vy: YEAH WE ARE SILKY SMOOTH TO THE TOUCH OF YAOI HANDS ((note: UNLESS WE ALL SUDDENLY TURNED INTO GAY MEN, WAT?))
Maddie: I can't intelligent
I got the dumb
Vy: yes you can. Try 8U
oh no sabrina maddie's caught the dumb someone cure her of dumb
sabrina you're never getting this on the antics blog it's too long ((note: LIKE HELL BITCH. IT'S HERE))
you'll be up for 5 hours typing all of this
Sabrina: I can do it.
Vy: good luck ;-;
Maddie: Well, I think that Mitt is acting quite entitled himeself, thinking he us abuve us all because of his wealth
Sabrina: IF YOU ALL WOULD STOP REPLYING. I WOULD.
Maddie: BUT POLITICS
Vy: hehe fine
Vy: ok guys last 3 comments make it sound ultra mart
ultra mart smart
Vy: Recopy what you said earlier @__@
Maddie: VY you start
Well, I think that Mitt is acting quite entitled himself, thinking himself higher than the rest of us because of wealth or standing.
Vy: Well I can't say it's true since I only heard about it through the grapevine, but yeah from what I've seen it seems like Romney is naive enough to think that we can roll the windows down in a plane and not get sucked out headfirst into the atmosphere.
Maddie: It seems his education, though he says hehas gone through to college, was lacking in the physics. Anyone with a bit of physics background knows that happens in a pressurized area if you make a hole.
Vy: I agree Maddie, clearly his entitlement prevents him from making any intelligent remarks about actual worldly problems in our society. Rather, he focuses his attention on trivial matters, such as plane windows. I wonder what this has come to.
Finally: MORAL OF THE STORY IS. DON'T POST SHIT ON FACEBOOK IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BOTH OF THESE LITTLE SHITS. ONE OF THEM, BEING 12.9 FUCKING YEARS OLD.
Also, this took less than an hour to finish. Suck it, Vy. 8U