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Jan 09

Selling books!

oneskycubed:

Hey everyone! I have a LOT of old books lying around from my elementary/middle school years. Right now, I kinda need to make room on my shelves for my books for the coming years. So! I’m going to sell them all for fairly cheap, and if I need to ship them, I hope you will be willing to split the shipping costs. I will ship everything priority mail and I do have paypal. 

In the next couple of days, I will be compiling a list of books I will be selling so please check back with me every few days. I will tag the lists as ‘Sabrina sells books.’ If you’re interested please hit me up! c: 

Prices will range between 2 and 15 dollars. I will not vouch for the integrity of some of these books though. I’m really not sure how many stickers I put on some of these books or took out of others ate the age of 8. 

(Source: xigheart)

Jan 01

Wow was the last thing we posted really that Sherlock thing?

Dec 31

The things Sabrina and I text when we are bored 8I

• Bored! -SH
• Then go do your job. Find a case. -JW
• But they're all so DULL. John, honestly. Find me something interesting. -SH
• Sherlock, your definition of interesting' is prodding cadavers and microwaving eyeballs. I doubt I can find anything 'interesting' enough for you. -JW
• Besides, I can't bother with you tonight. I have a date. -JW
• Date? What date? -SH
• Mary, I'm going out with Mary tonight. Don't tell me you forgot -JW
• Then what am I going to do? -SH
• You can stay at home. Help Ms. Hudson clean. Manage your blog. Something. -JW
• Why would I clean? That is no help to cognitive activity. -SH
• It would put your hands to work at least. -JW
• My hands would do plenty if you would just tell me where my cigarettes are. -SH
• No Sherlock, the last thing I need is to come home to a cloud of smoke and your nicotine addiction. -JW
• It's not an addiction. It is a proper way to stimulate brain activity. -SH
• Its a drug, Sherlock, a drug! As stimulating as it is, it's going to hurt you in the long run. -JW
• I can die young. -SH
• No, don't even. Don't say that. -JW
• It's not like anyone would care. -SH
• Sherlock you've got it all wrong. -JW
• I'm alone most of the time anyway. Just go on your date and give me my cigarettes John. -SH
• I cancelled my date. -JW
• Why? -SH
• For you. -JW
• But why? That makes no sense John. -SH
• Maybe I'm not thinking rationally here, but I'd rather spend my night with my best friend than go on a date knowing that he's sitting depressed at home. We are going to do something interesting tonight. -JW
• How sentimental of you John. I'm sure Mary would actually appreciate it. -SH
• She understands how moody you can be. -JW
• I'm not moody. -SH
• Keep telling yourself that. We both know perfectly well that you sulk when you are bored. -JW
• I do not /sulk/ -SH
• Yes, you do -JW
• I do not -SH
• You do -JW
• Do not. By the way, we're out of milk. Get some on your way back. -SH
• Okay, will do. Do we need eggs? -JW
• If you want them, sure. -SH
• Okay. Anything else? And please, actually check the fridge. I don't want to run back because you neglect to tell me what else we need. -JW
• I think were okay. -SH
• -
• I'm home. Where are you? -JW
• Mycroft called. I'll be indisposed for about an hour. -SH
• What does he want this time? -JW
• Whinging about how I didn't go to mummy's easter dinner. -SH
• -
• He's done now. I'm on my way back. -SH
• -
• We'll be waiting. -JM

Oct 04

vythefirst:

ok what is with this new tag searching system

I can’t event type in the tag I want to look at >I

ARGH NOW IT’S EVEN MORE HORRIBLY INCONVENIENT can’t I just scroll down and see what tags have new shit why the hell do I have to click on shit to check to see IF THERE IS NEW STUFF ON MY TAGS GOD

Sep 25

Maddie, Vy and I are speshul. Log 6: 25 September 2012 10:30 pm

• Sabrina: Can someone clarify this for me. Did Mitt Romney actually think that not being able to roll the windows down on an airplane was a problem? Is that actually true?
• Maddie: Yes, it's true. If I wasn't on my iPod, I'd give you a link to where I read it, but it's true. @.@
• Sabrina: a;dslfkjadfasdf. what? ;A;
• B-b-b-but.
• PHYSICS
• AIR
• COLD
• AND
• WHAT?
• Maddie: Romney. That's all I'm saying.
• Sabrina: BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE EDUCATED AT AT LEAST A HIGH SCHOOL LOEVEL. I HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN A SCIENCE CLASS IN COLLEGE. I HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN PHYSICS SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL. ;A;
• Vy: Don't forget the discrepancy in air pressure that would create a vacuum which sucks everyone out of the plane via windows
• Sabrina: Honestly, even I know that's a bad idea. :V
• Vy: Everybody knows that it's a bad idea 8V
• except Romney
• Maddie: Who needs physics when you're the president?- what I expect someone to say at some point because of this incident
• Vy: 8| You know what we need as a president? AN EXPERT PERHAPS?
• IDC about whether or not it's elitist, an expert is going to get the job done honestly ((note: the last intelligent thing that is said in this conversation))
• Maddie: You know who we needs as president? Yaoi
• With extra yaoi hands
• Vy: ..... = Obama
• XXXL to hold all the of the fucks he doesn't give
• Maddie: Don't forget about the yaoi shoulders
• Sabrina: You know what we need as president? Someone withe common sense.
• Vy: and yaoi hips?
• Maddie: Yaoi shoulder to hip ratio
• Vy: common sense and yaoi hips sounds like a good combination
• Sabrina: xD LOL
• Maddie: We have the technology to make this
• Sabrina: Wow. Stop. No. I have conservatives for family members
• Vy: yes our president needs that essential hourglass shape for the most common sense possible
• Sabrina: can we keep this shit on tumblr?
• Or msn?
• please?
• Vy: nope!
• Sabrina: OUR PRESIDENT SHOULD BE MICHELLE OBAMA
• Vy: my goal was to corrupt your facebooks so HERE IT IS
• Maddie: CORRUPTED
• Sabrina: :V
• WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?
• Vy: wait is michelle obama flawless
• Sabrina: OR YOU?
• MADDIE DON'T ANSWER
• Vy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING I'M JUST DOING YOU A FAVOR <3 8)
• Sabrina: Michelle Obama may not be flawless, but she is pretty damn pef.
• perf*
• Vy: a really
• bad favor
• Maddie: WHY?
• Sabrina: :V
• Maddie: And I'm pretty sure she is flawless
• Vy: sabrina you should know maddie and i are horrible people
• Maddie: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME
• YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT DP OR PPP MEANS
• Sabrina: JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT PPP MEANS
• Vy: 8) ((note VY IS A LITTLE BASTARD))
• Sabrina: :V
• Maddie: It's true VY is right
• Vy: i like how my name is in capitals
• VY VY VY VY VY VY
• Maddie: I HATE YOU ALL
• My iPod autocorrected it that way ehehe
• Vy: NAW YOU JUST DISLIKE US
• Sabrina: xD
• VY
• VY
• VY
• VY
• VY
• VY
• ILU BBY
• ILU 2 MADDIE
• HETERSEXUAL
• WOW
• Vy: ILU TOO
• Sabrian: HETEROSEXUAL*
• LIFE
• PARTNER
• Maddie: I'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS
• Sabrina: My fingers aren't listneing to my brain
• Vy: i liek ur spellin sabrinu
• : B
• Maddie: This poor status
• It dissolved into madness
• Vy: it's been ripped to shreds in a couple of minutes
• ....
• we shouldn't be allowed on facebook
• Sabrina: IT /WAS/ SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS
• Vy: O
• O
• P
• S
• ?
• Maddie: Why are we allowed on the Internet
• Sabrina: O
• P
• P
• A
• G
• A
• N
• G
• N
• A
• M
• S
• T
• Y
• L
• E
• Maddie: Sabrina why
• Sabrina: Because my life would be boring without you
• Vy: noo
• Sabrina: and your life would be boring without me.
• : ')
• Vy: yes true
• Maddie: Tis true
• Vy: -cries-
• Maddie: IM SUPPOSED TO BE DRAWING
• Sabrina: This has officially exceeded 100 comments.
• Maddie: BUT YOU LOT ARE DISTRACTING ME
• Vy: KDFJDKS
• GO GO GO
• Sabrina: GO DO HOMEWORK CHILDREN
• LITTLE
• HIGH
• SCHOOL
• CHILDREN
• Vy: STOP TREATING THIS STATUS LIKE AN INSTANT CHAT AND GO GOD
• Maddie: SABRINA
• Vy: i finished my homework thank you very much >|
• Maddie: BUT
• WHY
• Sabrina: THE OXFORD COMMA. UST IT
• OH REALLY VY BBY?
• THEN GO TO SLEEP
• YOU
• PERSON
• MADDIE.
• BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE
• GO
• Vy: you person has to be the best insult in the history of insults ((note: fuck you too Vy <3 ))
• Maddie: Sabrina stop yelling gawsh
• Vy: maddie is not twelve omfg
• Maddie: IM NOT TWELVE THANK YOU
• IF I WAS ID BE A VERY SEXY TWELVE YEAR OLD
• Vy: this is getting way out of hand we are about 5 comments away from 150
• Sabrina: SPAM
• 3
• 2
• 1 ((note: this is comment 200))
• Vy: well shit
• Maddie: We are ridiculous
• Sabrina: No. *You* are ridiculous.
• I was trying to make a political statement
• Vy: no u
• Sabrina: look where that got me.
• Vy: 8)
• admit it you can't live without us 8U
• Maddie: You are as well, dearest
• Vy: you like it when we sillify everything for you
• Maddie: Trying to be political
• Vy: you lieeeekkk ittttt
• Maddie: Live would be boring without USDA
• Usssss*
• Agafsgsa
• Sabrina: USDA
• LOL
• Maddie: Spelllingggggg
• Sabrina: wow.
• Yeah
• This is going on the antics blog
• Vy: wow okay
• Sabrina: VY. ANTICS SLAVE. START TYPING.
• Vy: good luck with that
• censoring everybody's name and all
• WHAT NO
• Maddie: Woah that is still alive
• Vy: WHEN DID I BECOME AN ANTICS SLAVE I THOUGHT I WAS AN ART SLAVE???
• Sabrina: I WILL MAKE IT ALIVE. FINE VY. I WILL DO IT.
• Vy: yes the antics blog is still alive
• Sabrina: YOU'RE AN EVERYTHING SLAVE! 8D
• Vy: it's available for submissions but no one submits >|
• Maddie: VY IS THE ART SLAVE YES
• Vy: no u
• Sabrina: xD
• Because I sleep now. I actually sleep.
• Vy: according to my friends i'm a porn slave too
• Sabrina: I AM *MISS* EVERYTHING, WOMAN. :V
• Vy: i'm supposed to draw to a prompt
• Sabrina: wow
• okay
• Maddie: Our families must be so confused
• Sabrina: this is going to be deleted off facebook
• very soon
• Vy: "cumming out of his face"
• WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS
• Sabrina: shoosh
• Maddie: Noooo
• Vy: corrupt corrupt
• 8)
• Maddie: That's an amazing prompt there VY
• Vy: you should have heared all the shit going on at lunch today
• suddenly spontaneous ships
• real life ships even better
• Maddie: Oh my god this has over 200 comments from three teenagers
• Vy: yes
• Maddie: Those are the best ships
• Maddie: Poor Sabrina ((note: I had already begun transcribing this by this point))
• Vy: i guess but tbh they really didn't match up HAHA
• poor sabrinaaa
• Maddie: Nothing is safe from us
• Vy: we defiled her status with 210 comments in less than 30 minutes
• we have a golden touch
• except it's not golden
• it's corrupt and nasty
• Maddie: Her political status at that
• Vy: I'M NASTYING ALL OVER YOUR STATUS SABRINA
• Maddie: It's a Yoai touch
• Vy: touch touch touch
• Maddie: People must be so confused
• Touchhhh
• Vy: only if they are reading this
• Sabrina: OMFG STAHP ((note: from here on out, this shit will all be new to me. I will be adding more notes))
• Vy: i hope no one has attempted because
• this is silly
• Maddie: Imagine if someone sees the status
• Vy: NEVERRR
• Maddie: And is like woah that's some serious debating
• Vy: that would be terrible
• Maddie: Only to see us
• BEING SILKY
• SILLY* ((note: LOL. I'm not the only one with ridiculous fingers tonight))
• Vy: we should just end the conversation with 3 very intelligent comments
• Maddie: Or silky
• Vy: YEAH WE ARE SILKY SMOOTH TO THE TOUCH OF YAOI HANDS ((note: UNLESS WE ALL SUDDENLY TURNED INTO GAY MEN, WAT?))
• Maddie: I can't intelligent
• I got the dumb
• Vy: yes you can. Try 8U
• oh no sabrina maddie's caught the dumb someone cure her of dumb
• sabrina you're never getting this on the antics blog it's too long ((note: LIKE HELL BITCH. IT'S HERE))
• you'll be up for 5 hours typing all of this
• Sabrina: I can do it.
• Vy: good luck ;-;
• Maddie: Well, I think that Mitt is acting quite entitled himeself, thinking he us abuve us all because of his wealth
• I TRY
• Sabrina: IF YOU ALL WOULD STOP REPLYING. I WOULD.
• Maddie: BUT POLITICS
• Vy: hehe fine
• Maddie: -patpat-
• Vy: ok guys last 3 comments make it sound ultra mart
• smart
• ultra mart smart
• Maddie: How
• Vy: Recopy what you said earlier @__@
• Maddie: VY you start
• Well, I think that Mitt is acting quite entitled himself, thinking himself higher than the rest of us because of wealth or standing.
• Vy: Well I can't say it's true since I only heard about it through the grapevine, but yeah from what I've seen it seems like Romney is naive enough to think that we can roll the windows down in a plane and not get sucked out headfirst into the atmosphere.
• Maddie: It seems his education, though he says hehas gone through to college, was lacking in the physics. Anyone with a bit of physics background knows that happens in a pressurized area if you make a hole.
• Vy: I agree Maddie, clearly his entitlement prevents him from making any intelligent remarks about actual worldly problems in our society. Rather, he focuses his attention on trivial matters, such as plane windows. I wonder what this has come to.
• Finally: MORAL OF THE STORY IS. DON'T POST SHIT ON FACEBOOK IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BOTH OF THESE LITTLE SHITS. ONE OF THEM, BEING 12.9 FUCKING YEARS OLD.
• Also, this took less than an hour to finish. Suck it, Vy. 8U

Sep 18

Sabrina doesn’t sleep

This is a message brought to you by Sabrina at 5 in the fucking morning and I still haven’t slept. PREPARE FOR ME TO BE DELIRIOUS! 8D

Sep 08

THIS BLOG IS OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS

The school year is going to be hectic for a while for me (Vy), so while I’m not able to stay up to do little shenanigan things with Sabrina you guys who do stay up with her can submit your own antics. :O 

Submission button is on the right! <3

-LE SABURNIA-

Hey erybodeh! 8D College student Sabrina here. I have no life, so I stay up all the time. =w= HEY VY. MY URL IS ONESKYONEMELANCHOLICBARD (Maddie, that in no way, shape, or form is too long :V ).

Aug 07

Log 5: (not past midnight but w/e) 7 July 2012 6:00 pm PST

• Sabrina: HELLO ART MASTER
• Vy: HEEH
• what shall i dub you
• 8>
• Sabrina: xD
• Anything~~ xD
• Vy: Okay Miss Anything 8V
• Sabrina: xD
• OH HI DER 8D
• Vy: hi 8V
• Sabrina: ^-^ (*le note* In case you didn't know, I'm super kawaii)
• Seriously you pick, if it ends up being 'miss anything' I'll take it xD
• Vy: MISS EVERYTHING
• there
• you are
• now
• cool at everything
• *le time lapse*
• Sabrina: I'M COOL AT NOTHING
• SHUUUSH
• Vy: YOU SHUSH >8V

Jul 28

THERE IS ALSO A REASON I SHOULDN’T BE DOING THIS

BECAUSE DID YOU SEE THEM TYPOS IN LOG 4?

BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING TERRIBLE

BUT THIS IS TOO AMUSING TO ME

AND HEY

FIRST THREE LINES ALL STARTED WITH B :B

Log 4: 28 July 2012 3:09 AM

• Sabrina: *posts picture of nails*
• Vy: PURDY
• Sabrina: >D
• I'M SO KAWAII YO
• Vy: INDEED
• Sabrina: ;D
• BUT YOUR FACE IS MORE KAWAII
• BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THAT : V
• WHICH IS SILLY
• BECAUSE WHAT A KAWAII FACE
• Vy: NOPE
• RESTRICTIONS ON THIS KAWAII FACE
• Sabrina: WHICH IS DUMB
• IF YOU EVER HAD AN ART TABLE ANYWHERE
• YO'URE LIKE
• GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A MASK OR SOME SHIT
• Vy: YEP
• Sabrina: AND A WIG
• THEN I'LL BE SITTING THERE
• Vy: YES
• Sabrina: 'BUT VY. YOUR KAWAII FACE'
• Vy: NEVER REVEALING
• Sabrina: BUT
• THAT
• KAWAII
• FACE
• Vy: NOPE
• IT'LL BE AMONIFIED
• Sabrina: I'M OKAY WITH THAT